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Tag Archives: NFL
The End of Foreplay
Mike Jones reports on the kickoff rule changes being considered by the NFL’s competition committee: The NFL’s competition committee revealed a proposal Wednesday that would move kickoffs from the 30-yard line to the 35, and on touchbacks, place the ball at … Continue reading
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Tagged football, foreplay, mike jones, NFL, Redskins, redskins insider, rules, safety, sex
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Meltdown Literally
The fellow quoted at the end of this Reuters article is the CEO of a nuclear consultancy company. Considering the brainpower it must take to run a nuclear consultancy, his wild overuse of ‘literally’ stood out like a unicorn in a centaur convention. “People literally probably did not … Continue reading
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Tagged centaur, corpus, japan, literally, NFL, now that's what I call simile, nuclear, Redskins, strike
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>I Wish Females Were As Loyal (After Poor Performance)
>The Redskins led the league in attendence for the 7th consecutive year. Washington drew 708,952, followed by the New York Giants (628,925), Kansas City (624,171) and the New York Jets (618,563). Washington also led the league in total attendance, home … Continue reading
Tagged Dan Snyder, NFL, Redskins
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>Nice Guys Finish Last
>Congrats to the good guy, Sean Taylor, who has been named one of S.I.’s 10 most controversial football players. Taylor has had legal problems since entering the NFL. He faced felony assault charges from a 2005 incident in Miami, but … Continue reading
Tagged crime, NFL, Redskins, Sean Taylor
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>A Rumor That Doesn’t Involve Britney Spear’s Drug Habits (psst, it was heroin)
>WaPo’s Jason La Canfora reports that new Bronco corner Dre Bly would rather be a Redskin. Numerous league sources, including several who have spoken with Denver cornerback Dre’ Bly, said that the player is miffed that he was dealt to … Continue reading
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>Same Case for Art Monk, New Way of Making It
>This post is looooong. If you’re interested in reading it, click here. Once there you may want to just print the thing out. I could’ve made a .pdf in a pleasant looking, easy to read format, but I could’ve not … Continue reading
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>How to take it like a champ…Cleveland-style
>Team signs star, homegrown center…star center gets hurt before season begins…more surgery now required that may end not only star center’s next season, but possibly entire career. The fans of the (insert team) by now are raging in unison; a … Continue reading
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>Pacman Jones To Teach ‘Street Logic 101’
>Although my co-blooger Absnaz fancies the NBA as a bunch of thugs, it remains clear the NFL is a league with major behavioral problems. In the last 48 hours: Koren Robinson was sentenced to 90-days for fleeing police, Dominic Rhodes … Continue reading
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>Bears Meet Shank
>From the Sun-Times: The Bears signed kicker Nick Novak and allocated him to NFL Europe. Novak was originally in training camp with the Bears in 2005 and has scored 64 points in two seasons with the Washington Redskins and Arizona … Continue reading
>You Want Him? You Can Freaking Have Him
>According to the Chi Trib, Adam Trashuleta may be heading to the windy city next year. I’ll provide the kite my friend, happy sailing. After what he went through last season in Washington, Archuleta may be willing to pay his … Continue reading
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