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Wear That Wristband, Boy?

Because Redskins offseason dysfunction is newsworthy like an OJ Simpson quote on a nubile blonde abductee eaten by a Muslim’s pet alligator, it’s no wonder the story that McNabb’s refusal to don a playbook wristband lead to his benching has … Continue reading

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Blindingly Awful

This is going to be tough to write, what with the blood and all. The pain too, so intense and unrelenting, it’s not easy to string together cohesive thoughts through it. Not to mention I’m still getting acclimated to my … Continue reading

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Force-Placed in Hell

Here’s an excellent exposé on the apparent nightmare that is force-placed insurance. Right here. I know someone currently under the high priced thumb of force-placed insurance and they say it’s awesome. They tell me that they’re way happy paying 3x … Continue reading

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No Fun League

Over at NFL Too Sensitive?—nice niche blog BTW. I once had a niche blog devoted to Gus Frerotte Neck Injury Awareness but it was short lived like an unstable element taking part in an electron orgy on popular club-drug electronsy—they … Continue reading

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This Just Fluff

Credit due to award-winning sportswriter, author, screenwriter, and yahoo-sports columnist Dan Wetzel, the guy can churn out decent quality work like an Amish kid completing his morning chores on meth. Dan actually just wrote seven articles in the time it took me … Continue reading

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Ride the Fence

This just brightened my day like a mag-lite factory. If you didn’t know, now you do.

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Meltdown Literally

The fellow quoted at the end of this Reuters article is the CEO of a nuclear consultancy company. Considering the brainpower it must take to run a nuclear consultancy, his wild overuse of ‘literally’  stood out like a unicorn in a centaur convention. “People literally probably did not … Continue reading

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